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Taylor ・ ♀ ・ Jan. 31 ・ USA ・ ♒

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xeji:

What’s up with older people calling movies “shows”

(via chickenpotfly)

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

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whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

(Source: sapphiology, via theghostaboy)

nubbsgalore:

researchers who followed fourteen different elephant herds in western namibia for seven years have concluded that the animals have the ability to sense thunderstorms up to 186 miles away — most likely from rain system generated infrasound — and can predict approaching rain up to twelve days before it occurs.

western namibia is a vast expanse of land with a protracted dry season, and different herds in disparate locations, which desperately need the water and the vegetation that comes with it, will simultaneously change their migratory path, and pace, to head towards rain that is pending or falling great distances away.

this discovery could have major implications for conservation efforts, helping wildlife officials to better predict the location and movement of elephant herds sought by poachers. more than 100 thousand african elephants were killed for their ivory between 2010 and 2012, and with many experts estimating there to be no more than 400 thousand left, the animal could be extinct within the decade. 

photos by (click pic) paul goldstein, mike nichols, christina krutzmichel denis-huot and beverly joubert in masai mara. study published in PLoS ONE 

(via earthandanimals)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my friend

image

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earthandanimals:

Japanese Koi by 

sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

(via letmebeyourtlc)

caloriq:

im not attractive naturally im just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

(via scarydirk)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via letmebeyourtlc)

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

(via scarydirk)

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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(via imperialcondesce)

earthandanimals:

Portrait Tiger by 

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via letmebeyourtlc)